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So its starts off I’m riding a bike, my sister-in-law’s bike by the way. I am like 20+ miles away from home and close to the freeway, its dark out as well. I’ve been riding for longer then I can remember at this point and was thinking to myself that I was screwed. Partially because I was running out of energy and it was freezing out, but mostly because I would have to take back roads home with a bike so it it would take me twice as long.
So I was attempting to cut across this parking lot, while banking a right and I was stopped by this screaming lunatic who had a huge resemblance to Jim Carrey. He was holding a tube in his hand that was spewing fire, then he yelled something out and pointed it towards me. The tube extended and the fire grew and he pulled out the twin to the original tube in his left hand. The 2nd tube extended and the fire grew. Needless to say I was confused, so I did what black people do and run the opposite way. He gave chase, in a stroke of genius I ducked into some building that happened to be open.
This building was a maze, no that is a understatement, it was a labyrinth. I climbed staircases and bolted though doors, to dart down narrow halls. Only to cut sharp turns and wind through curving halls and repeat. This whole mad dash Jim never fell back once all the while running in a super comical way, flopping about. It was odd and maybe would have been funny in another context, but while trying to escape it was profoundly terrible. I managed to carry my bike and keep this crazy pace up, this part didn’t make sense but it was dream. The whole impending doom and that eerie feeling of someone behind me made me forget a lot of that.
I reached the top of this building I burst through a door and was greeted by four walls and no where to go. Horrified I kept close to the wall and slowed my pace, when I felt Carrey close enough I twisted round exploded in rage and smashed him with the bike I was carrying, lodging him in the sheet rock walls. I managed to stop him at the cost of my bike but I had to get away so I bolted back into the labyrinth. I made it through a door and down the hall when I heard a shrill laugh and the frenzied steps of my pursuer. I ran into a staircase that seemed to descend 3 floors, then go up one and there was a door to my left which I opened. On the opposite side of the room was a window.
I lost seconds on Carrey at this point, from opening the door, he was closing in fast. I darted across the room and examined what was beyond the window. It seemed like a 3 story drop, but it had snowed like 2 feet this past week, so I could break my fall on the snow, just had to clear a fence, which meant I would have to push off the window sill when I jumped out. Carrey was at the door, about 12 feet away I turned saw and caught a glance and hoisted my body out of the frame. As I went to put my knee on the ledge, I felt a hand grab my ankle. Before he could yank I just snapped my foot back and kicked violently. Violent enough to wake myself up actually, that was how I got up this mourning.
People are going to think I weird but fuck it
So at the start of the dream I get a rottweiler puppy. The puppy is cute, adorable etc, he is well trained for being a puppy. The next day I found out he used my living room for a bathroom. So im discipling him and he seems to understand what he did, then I find I can communicate with him. I think its normal. He tells me that the side door was never locked up so I close it and thank him. So the dream skips ahead and I have this necklace on, but its alive and talking to me in the same voice as the dog. Im at school so I take it off for gym or whatever and end up losing it. Come to find some chick finds the necklace and the puppy necklace possessed the chick. All of sudden that cute adorable puppy is evil and is trying to kill me, with the possesed body of some hot chick that is now moving like a dog and trying to rip my neck off. Dream ended there… Needless to say I woke up real confused. If you got through all this and think I’m off. Refer to the top.